I have been a member of another website SuperHero Hype
as an admin helping a friend, and I started writing these for the hell of it.
I hope you enjoy.
Zhrakkan (Malice)Bastard Moderator from Hell - 1
by Malice(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)8:00am
I sit at my work comp logging into Hype, and see the usual 5 PMs I got from the previous night...
I click on the PM list and see the ones I recieved:
1. Malice! I need you Help!
2. Malice! I need your Admin Assistance! Troll in Superman!
3. Please change my name
4. I found Porn! Ban this guy!
5. Quick Question
I look a the list and think....wholly crap! Porn! I immediately click on the 4th link and hope for some good porn! There is nothing like seeing good porn while at work and drinking a good coffee. (If you havent tried it, you must!)
I immediately click on the link and the pm text that is like 3 sentences long becomes a jumble until I see the glorious underlined symbol of the almighty, a hyperlink. A hyperlink to porn, God save the Queen.
I click the link, and get taken to an obscure corner of Hype.... Scouring the thread, I search with baited breath.... Then I find it...wait
DAMN! Mirko got to it first and edited out the picture! Damn Him! That is My job to collect all questionable material for a later date! Damn Him!
Closing that window I go back to the remaining four PMs, deleting 1 and 2 without reading them I got to he name change. Feeling nice and magnanimous, I open it up to see a guy with 3 posts wants a name change.
I proceed to IP ban him for stupidty for wanting a name change when he could simply reregister with a new name. Stupidity has no place being on my board.
To the last PM I go, I again feel nice and open the persons question PM. I open the PM to find a freaking copy of War and Peace. I quickly send him a link to the Comments and Support forum without ever reading the pm, then deleting it of course. I cant have it clogging up my PM capacity when someone might be about to PM me something juicy!
I actually proceed to do my real job.
I pull Mozilla back up and start looking thru Community. (I dont read anything else, because everyone else is a bunch of freaking Comic book geeks...Why would anyone get into a freaking Arguments about whether Spiderman had Organic Webshooters or the classic web-fluid ones. How lame)
I open Community to see the usual crap...
More to come...